Mikhail

bartender.

he/him.

If you had to drink one beer for the rest of your life what would it be? Does a cider count??? Harvard Harvest from Carlson Orchard. Otherwise, a crushable citrusy wheat!

If you were an animal, what would you be and why? Secretary bird - I mean google this absolute menace of a winged baddie. 

What is your favorite way to eat potatoes? Overly crispy curly fries with mountains of ketchup.

If you could go to a concert of anyone, living or dead, at any time in their career, whom would you want to see? Dixie Chicks. 

If you had the podium for 5 minutes and could give a passionate speech about anything, what would you yell about? The only correct way to eat thanksgiving leftovers is piling everything onto an open-faced sandwich - and yes, I have made a slideshow presentation about this.